Occasionally, we are asked if we test our products on animals. And the answer is always, “Hell no, we love dogs too much.” Truth be told, we’re generally cool with most other animals, too, but there is a special place in our hearts for dogs. Because - let’s be honest...

Since the early Greek philosophers started blogging about 2500 years ago, there has been much written on the concept of manhood and what it means to be a man. Is it the beard on his face? The truck he drives? The size of his bar soap? No, it’s none of...

The Christmas of '33 was not "off the hook." From the early days of frankincense and myrrh to the Tickle Me Elmo craze of the mid-90s, every generation has had its own "must have" gifts for the Holidays. As part of our ongoing effort to rewrite history with little to...

There’s nothing like a great Holiday movie to get you in the spirit. Check out these 5 classics to bring a little yuletide cheer to your festivities. Die Hard A heart-warming story about a Holiday party gone awry, Die Hard details the story of good guy John McClane (Bruce Willis)...

In less than a week, millions of Americans will gather round a table to eat dried turkey and lukewarm mashed potatoes in the spirit of giving thanks. A wonderful tradition, for sure, and certainly made better with the presence of three football games; but given the recent trend of commercialism...

Earlier this year, we launched our Great American Frontier Collection, a line of Big Ass Soaps with scents inspired by the Great Outdoors. Based on the popularity of those items, we thought it might make sense to expand the line with a new collection of soaps, this time inspired by...

Fact: There are over 32 million offices in the United States and every one of them contains a snack basket containing at least two Milky Way Minis that have been there since Halloween, 2016. Now, as we approach year three of our office's rejected treats, it got us thinking about...

Recently, we issued our first installment of the Duke Cannon Builder Series, in which we outlined the precise steps to build a barely functional and generally infuriating DMV. We’re proud to announce that permits to build almost 620 new DMVs were pulled in the weeks that followed. With the change...

Duke Cannon isn't phased by ordinary halloween scare tactics. Last time he went to a haunted house, he got fed up with all the poorly conceived power tool props covered in blood, and he spent 15 minutes lecturing the manager about what a properly tuned chainsaw is suppsed to sound...

It's a little known fact that the marketing of the Duke Cannon Brand is inspired, to a large extent, by our grandfathers. And while the grandpas of the co-founders are no longer with us, if they were here today, we can be assured of three things: 1) they’d be telling...