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Illegally Cut Pine Soap

Current price: $9.00

Avoid the sad stench of artificial flame retardant and indulge in the freshest scent of the season with Duke Cannon’s Illegally Cut Pine Soap.

This large, 10 oz. soap features an invigorating aroma inspired by the fresh scent of Illegally Cut Pine, a practice we wholeheartedly discourage but imagine smells pretty nice. Avoid the misdemeanor trespassing charge and embrace the freshest scent of the season.  

Gifting Specs: 

  • Smells like fresh cut pine, not a stiff fine and restitution 
  • At 10 oz., our large soap is 3x the size of dainty seasonal soaps
  • Made in the USA by humans, not elves
  • According to Deb in Receivables, this is a "super fun" gift for guys. 
  • A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty military 

Size: 10 oz.