Hidden Taxes: Duke Cannon Rewrites the Code

With tax day approaching, Duke Cannon would like to acknowledge all the extra taxes to which men are subject, none of which appear in the IRS tax code. You’ve probably paid these taxes, knowingly or unknowingly. Here’s our best attempt at rewriting the book.

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April Fool’s Pranks That Crush It

We’ll be honest. Duke Cannon isn’t a big fan of shenanigans. He cares little for inauthentic fart noises, and he respects the right of every man to have a working keyboard. However, he does recognize that a little bit of mischief can help keep things light, so here are three hilarious plots any hard-working man can execute.

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Subscription Boxes That Would Kill It On Shark Tank

It seems lately that there’s a “Subscription Box” for everything. And that’s OK in Duke Cannon’s book. Anything that allows us to spend less time shopping and more time building things is a good thing. But monthly deliveries of fancy ties, cheap foreign razors, or kale granola bars? Who really needs that? We think the subscription box industry has missed the mark, so here are our suggestions on subscriptions that men really need.

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The Greatest Holiday Hits from the Late 1980s

It was an era of indulgence and innovation that ushered in concepts ranging from shape-shifting utility vehicles to high-tech games of laser combat. Here is our list of the top 5 holiday hits of the 1980s that helped shaped the Duke Cannon men we know today.

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Five Manly Ways To Give Thanks This Season

Given the recent trend of commercialism creeping well into our Thursday routine, it’s safe to say the spirit of Thanksgiving may be losing some of its meaning. While Duke Cannon is in no position to fix this vaunted Holiday, we can recommend a few ways of giving thanks that are fun, inexpensive, and guaranteed to produce a bit of positivity this season.

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The World Series’ Winningest ‘Staches

It’s Movember, and that means millions of American men will grow mustaches to drive awareness of men’s health issues. But as far back at the 1880’s, men grew mustaches for a far less noble, but still noteworthy, cause – to drive awareness of their own baseball superiority. Here are our favorite mustachioed kings of the diamond.

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Duke Cannon’s Real Life Houses of Horror

Striking a little fear into Duke Cannon is possible, but monsters and zombies won’t get it done. These real-life inspired horror ideas have a much better chance at becoming Duke Cannon’s nightmare fuel.

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