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Big Ass Lump of Coal

Big Ass Lump of Coal is rated 4.8 out of 5 by 31.
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Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. 

Product Specs: 

  • 3x bigger and better smelling that traditional lumps of coal 
  • Made in the USA by humans, not elves
  • May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
  • A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty 
  • According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys. 

10 oz. 

Rated 5 out of 5 by from Definitely a repeated order for me in the future. Great soap I thought it would be funny to stuff one of these in everyone's Christmas stocking, and it was, but what I didn't expect was how big a hit this soap would be. Everyone was commenting on how great charcoal is supposed to be for your face and how expensive products with charcoal are and blah blah blah. So my wife was eager to try it and it landed in our shower next to my beer soap, so I tried it. Holy moly I really love this soap! The smell is awesome and it lathers and cleans as well as my beer soap, and my wife loves it too. I will definitely be ordering more of this! Way to go Duke Cannon!
Date published: 2019-02-09
Rated 5 out of 5 by from I got this as a gift and liked it so much, I bought more! I received a "Lump of Coal" as a gift at a Holiday party. When I used it for the first time, I liked it so much, I wanted more! I bought several bars to keep me stocked for a while. I even bought some for my nephew as a gift. He needs all the cleaning up he can get. I like the clean scent, and I feel like it gets the dirt, grime and funk off better than many other products. And the bar is a decent size, too. This is the good stuff. I'll definitely keep it in stock.
Date published: 2019-02-08
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Charcoal Scrubbing I'm pretty sure this bar is done gone, and I'm sure it's the same as the "Accomplishment" bar. Absolutely love the smell of it, so far it's been the best to stick to my skin. My GF actually used it a few times. The steel grains are different but in a good way. Scent to me is masculine enough yet smelling attractive and not overwhelming. This is so far my top bar.
Date published: 2019-02-14
Rated 4 out of 5 by from Got my nephew a "lump of coal" for Christmas Bought this product as a Christmas gift for my nephew. He deserved a "lump of coal" for Christmas. Actually, he is getting into puberty and needing to be more cognizant of his bathing and hygiene. When he unwrapped it, his eyes light up. He really liked his gift.
Date published: 2019-02-08
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Great soap! I bought this for all the guys stockings and they were a huge hit. It really is a big bar of soap and has a very nice scent. I will definitely try some of the other soaps.
Date published: 2019-02-09
Rated 5 out of 5 by from 100% Date Getting Guarantee Gave as Christmas Gift and they loved them. After words they said they smell cleaner than ever, and have gotten a few dates for smelling awesome.
Date published: 2019-02-08
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Gag gift at Christmas! This couldn't have been more funny to give a "lump of coal" as a Christmas Gift to those with questionable behavior all year long!
Date published: 2019-02-15
Rated 5 out of 5 by from All I got was a big lump of coal Just the gift for the naughty guy on your Christmas list. My only request is to make more next year so you don't run out!
Date published: 2019-02-21
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