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THICK in a BOX (4 ct. Variety Pack)

THICK in a BOX (4 ct. Variety Pack) is rated 4.7 out of 5 by 3130.
Original price: $36.00 Current price: $27.00

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. 

Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

Get all four THICKs. The grand slam of high-viscosity body wash scents. Comes in a sturdy cardboard box. 

  • 1x - Naval Diplomacy: A refreshing and contemporary ocean scent with notes of freshwater, musk, and bergamot. (Smells like our other Naval Diplomacy products.)
  • 1x - Productivity: An invigorating and uplifting combination of peppermint, pine, and eucalyptus scents. (Smells like our other Productivity soaps.)
  • 1x - Bourbon Oak Barrel: A woodsy, oak barrel scent with a hint of amber inspired by the Buffalo Trace Distillery. (Smells like our best selling Bourbon soap).
  • 1x - Old Glory: A rich, sophisticated, and classically masculine scent that blends notes of tobacco, cedarwood, and amber. (Smells like our Leaf and Leather soap.)

Product Specs: 

  • 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
  • Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
  • Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
  • Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
  • Bonus: no loofah required
  • Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free

*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

Total Net Weight: 70 oz.

Rated 5 out of 5 by from Best customer service! The soaps are thick! They lather up greatly on men or excessive amounts of hair. They don't lather up so much on women (I tested). With the soaps being so thick, you do not need a lot. The scent stayed on for almost a full day on a guy (I'm assuming because of the body hair retaining the scent). Scent did not last long on (me) a woman. Upon delivery, one of the bottles was broken. I sent photos & requested that we get sent a different soap that we preferred. Customer service swiftly replied, and sent us the bottle we requested. The best customer service experience I've ever had.
Date published: 2020-02-10
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Something new Ordered the thick 70 to try something new. I'd been a steady l'bri user for a few years and was looking for something a bit more cost effective. Duke told me on Facebook they're somewhere in the middle of the cheap store brand stuff and the high end like l'bri. Decided to give it a try. I've been on the same bottle of wash (old glory) for close to 2 months now, and barely halfway through it. It cleans me better than the l'bri men's wash, and gives me more lather with less than half the wash used. I think they sold themselves short. It may not have all the super high end ingredients, but i feel it's a better product. Plus one bottle of wash is twice as big and half the cost of the l'bri men's wash. Im hooked and won't go back!
Date published: 2020-03-14
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Smells Like the inside of Clint Eastwood’s hat A lone note from a harmonica plays in the background and you slowly look up and see a wisp of wind blow the dust from the street. You push in the door to the saloon and approach the bartender. He gives you the option of, “whiskey or whiskey” you take the second option. As you turn around the guy next to you bumps into you and spills your drink. You hit him in the jaw and knock out his front teeth, one of them gold. He falls back and hits the poker table and flips all of the chips in the air, a fracas ensues. Over the hubbub you catch the eye of the waitress, who smiles and winks, you leave the bar. That’s what Buffalo Trace soap smells like.
Date published: 2021-05-29
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Great purchase, very satisfied Great scents and great value. A little bit goes a long way! Definitely worth it.
Date published: 2021-11-03
Rated 5 out of 5 by from I thought THICK was spelled with 2 C's? Hands down, thiccest & best smelling body wash out there. Did I mention the smells, so amazing I feel like I could pull 10's while working a full time job as a porta-john cleanliness professional at the country fair and part-time as a garbage man on the weekends, yup. Also the fact that a portion of all proceeds go to active and veteran military is more than enough reason to try Duke Cannon products at least once. Good Smells & Good Causes combined have made me into a returning customer. P.S., Their customer service representatives are real humans who respond quickly and professionally. 10/5 would reccomend. :)
Date published: 2020-10-06
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Works Like a Charm My girlfriend bought the variety pack for me when the body wash I was using went obsolete and was no longer available from Old Spice. I had gone more than a decade using the same scents, so it was a gamble to pick something that would work well for this old sailor. So far, she really likes the smell of Naval Supremacy. The scent works for me, and the wash lathers up well. You can use a spin off of one of our favorite aircraft carrier slogans, "4 1/2 acres of sovereign territory anywhere in the world you need it" can be altered to "17 1/2 fluid ounces of sovereign cleanliness anywhere in the world you need it."
Date published: 2020-11-25
Rated 5 out of 5 by from No Stink Here! I have to tell you guys that the body wash is incredible. I work in a large warehouse so heavy lifting is a must ang the scents you have created last me all day! No stink here! Thanks for a terrific body wash.You have a customer for life!!
Date published: 2020-02-09
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Just buy it, stop thinking about it You'll smell so manly the liquor store wont even check your ID. Gym memberships become gym sponsorships. Chippendales will try to recruit you
Date published: 2020-02-18
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