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The THICK 70 (ALL FOUR THICKS)

Original price: $36.00 Current price: $30.00

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. 

Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

Get all four THICKs. The grand slam of high-viscosity body wash scents. 

  • 1x - Naval Supremacy: A refreshing and contemporary ocean scent with notes of fresh water, musk, and bergamot. (Smells like our other Naval Supremacy products.)
  • 1x - Productivity: An invigorating and uplifting combination of peppermint, pine, and eucalyptus scents. (Smells like our other Productivity soaps.)
  • 1x - Accomplishment: A modern and clean citrus profile balanced with sandalwood and oakmoss. (Smells like our Deschutes Fresh Squeezed Beer Soap).
  • 1x - Old Glory: A rich, sophisticated, and classically masculine scent that blends notes of tobacco, cedarwood, and amber. (Smells like our Leaf and Leather soap.)

Product Specs: 

  • 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
  • Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
  • Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
  • Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
  • Bonus: no loofah required
  • Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free

*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

Total Net Weight: 70 oz.