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The THICK 70 (ALL FOUR THICKS)

The THICK 70 (ALL FOUR THICKS) is rated 4.7 out of 5 by 272.
Original price: $36.00 Current price: $30.00

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. 

Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

Get all four THICKs. The grand slam of high-viscosity body wash scents. 

  • 1x - Naval Supremacy: A refreshing and contemporary ocean scent with notes of freshwater, musk, and bergamot. (Smells like our other Naval Supremacy products.)
  • 1x - Productivity: An invigorating and uplifting combination of peppermint, pine, and eucalyptus scents. (Smells like our other Productivity soaps.)
  • 1x - Accomplishment: A modern and clean citrus profile balanced with sandalwood and oakmoss. (Smells like our Deschutes Fresh Squeezed Beer Soap).
  • 1x - Old Glory: A rich, sophisticated, and classically masculine scent that blends notes of tobacco, cedarwood, and amber. (Smells like our Leaf and Leather soap.)

Product Specs: 

  • 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
  • Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
  • Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
  • Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
  • Bonus: no loofah required
  • Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free

*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

Total Net Weight: 70 oz.


Rated 5 out of 5 by from Best customer service! The soaps are thick! They lather up greatly on men or excessive amounts of hair. They don't lather up so much on women (I tested). With the soaps being so thick, you do not need a lot. The scent stayed on for almost a full day on a guy (I'm assuming because of the body hair retaining the scent). Scent did not last long on (me) a woman. Upon delivery, one of the bottles was broken. I sent photos & requested that we get sent a different soap that we preferred. Customer service swiftly replied, and sent us the bottle we requested. The best customer service experience I've ever had.
Date published: 2020-02-10
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Something new Ordered the thick 70 to try something new. I'd been a steady l'bri user for a few years and was looking for something a bit more cost effective. Duke told me on Facebook they're somewhere in the middle of the cheap store brand stuff and the high end like l'bri. Decided to give it a try. I've been on the same bottle of wash (old glory) for close to 2 months now, and barely halfway through it. It cleans me better than the l'bri men's wash, and gives me more lather with less than half the wash used. I think they sold themselves short. It may not have all the super high end ingredients, but i feel it's a better product. Plus one bottle of wash is twice as big and half the cost of the l'bri men's wash. Im hooked and won't go back!
Date published: 2020-03-14
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Just buy it, stop thinking about it You'll smell so manly the liquor store wont even check your ID. Gym memberships become gym sponsorships. Chippendales will try to recruit you
Date published: 2020-02-18
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Great for men and boys! My family loves Duke Cannon!! My husband has sensitive skin and he can use everything! My 2 sons also use the Duke Cannon line because I refuse to allow the super smelly teenage stuff in my house lol. We have 2 of the bar soap luffa combos, the thick body wash, the boys use the shampoo pucks (a life saver for me) and the hair pomade...everyone also has a huge chapstick.... if my husband could grow a beard we would also own the beard stuff! Duke Cannon for the win!!
Date published: 2020-02-24
Rated 2 out of 5 by from Needs Improvement They smell good during the shower, but by the time you dry off, the scent has disappeared. The Old Glory lasts a little longer, but still gone in about an hour. I’m used to body wash with a scent that lasts throughout the day. Longevity needs a ton of improvement before I purchase again.
Date published: 2020-02-16
Rated 4 out of 5 by from More THICK. Less Quartz. Pretty good stuff. Lasts a long time, and smells great. Didn't actually get sent the first time, but I called them, and they sent it out on a cheaper shipping method, so I got it a week later, taking about 2 weeks total, so I paid for the soap AND the hassle. Oh well. The accomplishment body wash, which is also bergamot and black pepper scent in other soaps, smells like the Deschutes IPA, which is the smell of oranges, and also similar to the gold rush shampoo puck, which pairs excellently together. Just an observation, should have called this body wash gold rush.The old glory smells like a cigarette stained trailer abandoned in the woods, but my wife loves the scent, so I use it once and while. The smell seems to linger after shower, unlike the accomplishment. The productivity and naval supremacy are just like the old ones, but with no quartz, or not as much as far as I can tell. With all 4, I gave one to my buddy, and one to my son. My buddy's wife tried it, and she said it was hard for her to squeeze the bottle, and I agree it is challenging if you have arthritis or an old injury. They still love em. I'm glad they didn't make one from victory, which to me smells like urinal cakes. I'm glad I found a company for straight forward, long lasting, no bullsh*t men's grooming supplies. I look forward to every shower. Beer soap Jr., shampoo puck, and THICK body wash. The perfect trifecta. The quality is phenomenal for the price. Will buy again when I run out in 12 years. Thanks Duke!
Date published: 2020-02-07
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Worth the money All of them are great, but my favorite by far is Old Glory. So much so that I bought a diffuser and diluted some in water so my place smells like this all the time. Naval Supremacy is also great, and really does remind you of fresh ocean air. The others are good too, but the aforementioned are easy rebuys. They really do last for hours, my only gripe is the price for how much you get. I'll still pay it, but definitely wish it were cheaper.
Date published: 2020-02-10
Rated 4 out of 5 by from New formula and packaging I miss that the new formula is not exfoliating wash like was in the pump. I also do not feel that it is as thick as the old formula was.
Date published: 2020-02-07
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