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The THICK 70 (ALL FOUR THICKS)

The THICK 70 (ALL FOUR THICKS) is rated 4.7 out of 5 by 1107.
Original price: $36.00 Current price: $30.00

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. 

Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

Get all four THICKs. The grand slam of high-viscosity body wash scents. 

  • 1x - Naval Supremacy: A refreshing and contemporary ocean scent with notes of freshwater, musk, and bergamot. (Smells like our other Naval Supremacy products.)
  • 1x - Productivity: An invigorating and uplifting combination of peppermint, pine, and eucalyptus scents. (Smells like our other Productivity soaps.)
  • 1x - Accomplishment: A modern and clean citrus profile balanced with sandalwood and oakmoss. (Smells like our Deschutes Fresh Squeezed Beer Soap).
  • 1x - Old Glory: A rich, sophisticated, and classically masculine scent that blends notes of tobacco, cedarwood, and amber. (Smells like our Leaf and Leather soap.)

Product Specs: 

  • 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
  • Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
  • Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
  • Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
  • Bonus: no loofah required
  • Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free

*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

Total Net Weight: 70 oz.


Rated 5 out of 5 by from Best customer service! The soaps are thick! They lather up greatly on men or excessive amounts of hair. They don't lather up so much on women (I tested). With the soaps being so thick, you do not need a lot. The scent stayed on for almost a full day on a guy (I'm assuming because of the body hair retaining the scent). Scent did not last long on (me) a woman. Upon delivery, one of the bottles was broken. I sent photos & requested that we get sent a different soap that we preferred. Customer service swiftly replied, and sent us the bottle we requested. The best customer service experience I've ever had.
Date published: 2020-02-10
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Something new Ordered the thick 70 to try something new. I'd been a steady l'bri user for a few years and was looking for something a bit more cost effective. Duke told me on Facebook they're somewhere in the middle of the cheap store brand stuff and the high end like l'bri. Decided to give it a try. I've been on the same bottle of wash (old glory) for close to 2 months now, and barely halfway through it. It cleans me better than the l'bri men's wash, and gives me more lather with less than half the wash used. I think they sold themselves short. It may not have all the super high end ingredients, but i feel it's a better product. Plus one bottle of wash is twice as big and half the cost of the l'bri men's wash. Im hooked and won't go back!
Date published: 2020-03-14
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Just buy them! They’re great. Love all the smells and they lather up exceptionally well with a shower poof.
Date published: 2020-06-01
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Just buy it, stop thinking about it You'll smell so manly the liquor store wont even check your ID. Gym memberships become gym sponsorships. Chippendales will try to recruit you
Date published: 2020-02-18
Rated 5 out of 5 by from No Stink Here! I have to tell you guys that the body wash is incredible. I work in a large warehouse so heavy lifting is a must ang the scents you have created last me all day! No stink here! Thanks for a terrific body wash.You have a customer for life!!
Date published: 2020-02-09
Rated 5 out of 5 by from THICK Washes for the Win All soaps were THICK in the best way possible. Old Glory was my favorite scent, but my wife said they all smell great. They were very sudsy when used with my loofah cloth, but worked well without it too.
Date published: 2020-03-02
Rated 4 out of 5 by from Great soap, just goes quick. Over all the smell is amazing and plenty strong. My only issue is it goes really fast, I tried using about a quarter sized dallop because you guys promise this “amazing lather-ability” but honestly I’ve been using about the same amount I’ve been using when I was using a pump with old spice. I try to limit it as much as possible but I just don’t completely feel like I’ve gotten a good amount on me when I use a minimal amount. Maybe making the bottles a little bigger? Either way, I like them and will buy it when I can afford it.
Date published: 2020-04-17
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Great for men and boys! My family loves Duke Cannon!! My husband has sensitive skin and he can use everything! My 2 sons also use the Duke Cannon line because I refuse to allow the super smelly teenage stuff in my house lol. We have 2 of the bar soap luffa combos, the thick body wash, the boys use the shampoo pucks (a life saver for me) and the hair pomade...everyone also has a huge chapstick.... if my husband could grow a beard we would also own the beard stuff! Duke Cannon for the win!!
Date published: 2020-02-24
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