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The THICK 70 (ALL FOUR THICKS) SOLD OUT is rated 4.7 out of 5 by 176.
Original price: $36.00 Current price: $30.00
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Back in stock on 2/24

Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. 

Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

Get all four THICKs. The grand slam of high-viscosity body wash scents. 

  • 1x - Naval Supremacy: A refreshing and contemporary ocean scent with notes of fresh water, musk, and bergamot. (Smells like our other Naval Supremacy products.)
  • 1x - Productivity: An invigorating and uplifting combination of peppermint, pine, and eucalyptus scents. (Smells like our other Productivity soaps.)
  • 1x - Accomplishment: A modern and clean citrus profile balanced with sandalwood and oakmoss. (Smells like our Deschutes Fresh Squeezed Beer Soap).
  • 1x - Old Glory: A rich, sophisticated, and classically masculine scent that blends notes of tobacco, cedarwood, and amber. (Smells like our Leaf and Leather soap.)

Product Specs: 

  • 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
  • Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
  • Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
  • Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
  • Bonus: no loofah required
  • Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free

*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

Total Net Weight: 70 oz.

Rated 5 out of 5 by from All four thicks Smells great. The old glory one stays all day with an excellent many smell, my favorite of the 4. The accomplishment is very citrusy but decent. The productivity and naval supremacy smell very nice but fade faster than the bar soaps. They are, as advertised, very thick and the lather is nice. After getting all four thicks I will probably not get the accomplishment again. Overall very good and high quality soaps.
Date published: 2020-02-21
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Great fragrances, very effective Excellent quality, very thick and does a great job cleaning. The fragrances are not super strong, but just the right amount. Works well for both women and men! HIghly recommended.
Date published: 2020-02-21
Rated 5 out of 5 by from All 4 smell great! Thicker is better! I was surprised that I loved all four scents! Make three more so I can use a different one each day of the week! The thickness lasts the whole cleaning process.
Date published: 2020-02-20
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Great Job Duke! Really love all four scents! While I think it's going take me awhile to get through all of it - I couldn't be happier with the purchase.
Date published: 2020-02-21
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Will buy again This stuff works great. Lathers up very well and the scents are nice and strong. Leaves my skin feeling nice and clean.
Date published: 2020-02-21
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Duke Cannon Products Are Awesome! I really like these new ones I recently received. Old Glory is my favorite but all smell great and skin feels great.
Date published: 2020-02-20
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Best customer service! The soaps are thick! They lather up greatly on men or excessive amounts of hair. They don't lather up so much on women (I tested). With the soaps being so thick, you do not need a lot. The scent stayed on for almost a full day on a guy (I'm assuming because of the body hair retaining the scent). Scent did not last long on (me) a woman. Upon delivery, one of the bottles was broken. I sent photos & requested that we get sent a different soap that we preferred. Customer service swiftly replied, and sent us the bottle we requested. The best customer service experience I've ever had.
Date published: 2020-02-10
Rated 4 out of 5 by from More THICK. Less Quartz. Pretty good stuff. Lasts a long time, and smells great. Didn't actually get sent the first time, but I called them, and they sent it out on a cheaper shipping method, so I got it a week later, taking about 2 weeks total, so I paid for the soap AND the hassle. Oh well. The accomplishment body wash, which is also bergamot and black pepper scent in other soaps, smells like the Deschutes IPA, which is the smell of oranges, and also similar to the gold rush shampoo puck, which pairs excellently together. Just an observation, should have called this body wash gold rush.The old glory smells like a cigarette stained trailer abandoned in the woods, but my wife loves the scent, so I use it once and while. The smell seems to linger after shower, unlike the accomplishment. The productivity and naval supremacy are just like the old ones, but with no quartz, or not as much as far as I can tell. With all 4, I gave one to my buddy, and one to my son. My buddy's wife tried it, and she said it was hard for her to squeeze the bottle, and I agree it is challenging if you have arthritis or an old injury. They still love em. I'm glad they didn't make one from victory, which to me smells like urinal cakes. I'm glad I found a company for straight forward, long lasting, no bullsh*t men's grooming supplies. I look forward to every shower. Beer soap Jr., shampoo puck, and THICK body wash. The perfect trifecta. The quality is phenomenal for the price. Will buy again when I run out in 12 years. Thanks Duke!
Date published: 2020-02-07
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