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THICK Body Wash Travel Size - Naval Diplomacy

Current price: $5.00

Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work. 

That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain.

The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy.

PRODUCT SPECS:

  • 3X THICKER than teenage body wash
  • Plant-based thickeners for superior lather
  • Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate
  • Aloe vera to hydrate and protect
  • Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free
  • Sriracha-style cap allows for precision application and was the only cap we could source
  • 3.4 oz. travel size allows you to bring your best scent to Seneca Falls 
  • Bonus: no loofah required

 Size: 3.4 oz

*Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.

 

INGREDIENTS - THICK – NAVAL DIPLOMACY
WATER (AQUA), SODIUM LAURYL SULFATE, SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE, COCAMIDOPROPYL HYDROXYSULTAINE, GLYCERIN, ACRYLATES CROSSPOLYMER-4, COCAMIDOPROPYL BETAINE, ALOE BARBADENSIS (ALOE VERA) LEAF JUICE, HYDRATED SILICA, ACRYLATES/STEARETH-20 METHACRYLATE COPOLYMER, ETHYLHEXYLGLYCERIN, CITRIC ACID, POLYQUATERNIUM-7, SODIUM BENZOATE, POTASSIUM SORBATE, PHENOXYETHANOL, SODIUM HYDROXIDE, SODIUM CHLORIDE, BLUE 1, YELLOW 5, RED 33, FRAGRANCE (PARFUM)