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The Holiday F***-TON Soap Variety Pack

Original price: $216.00 Current price: $150.00

It's been said that the best gifts are often the ones we give ourselves. So give yourself the gift of convenience when you buy 24 can't miss stocking stuffers for all the people you love, like, or tolerate. Or better yet, give this bounty to one lucky soul and give the gift of not having to buy soap for the next six years or so.  

We’ve bundled together six units each of our four favorite holiday classics so you can spread good-scented cheer throughout the land. 

The Holiday F*** -Ton Soap Variety Pack includes: 

  • 6 - Holiday Bourbon Soap (woodsy, oak barrel scent) - 10 oz.
  • 6 - Illegally Cut Pine Soap (fresh cut pine scent) - 10 oz.
  • 6 - Frothy The Beer Man Soap (sandalwood scent) - 10 oz.
  • 6 - Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap (bergamot + black pepper scent) - 10 oz.

Gifting Specs: 

  • Each 10 oz. soap is 3x bigger than traditional novelty soaps
  • Made in the USA by humans, not elves
  • Unlike that Cranberry Spice Candle, you'll actually appreciate these scents after Dec. 25
  • Voted "Best Stocking Stuffers" by the staff of Northville Heating & Plumbing
  • A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty military