"Twas the night before Beardsmas, and all through the land, not a beard was disheveled, not even a strand."
This will be the narrative for any fellow lucky enough to open The Miracle on 34 Beardth Street Gift Set. Modeled after the candy-infused gift books of Christmas past, this treasured keepsake contains the necessary tools for the man cultivating a world champion beard, not the uncivilized brush of a crazed mountain hobo.
This handsome box contains:
Best Damn Beard Wash - 6 oz. (citrus hefeweizen scent)
Best Damn Beard Oil - 0.5 oz. (redwood scent) – made with natural and organic ingredients
Big Bourbon Beard Oil - 0.5 oz. (oak barrel scent) – made with Buffalo Trace Bourbon and natural and organic ingredients
Some critics call in a "triumph of beard achievement." We call it a mighty fine gift for any fellow with a beard.