Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Soap

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Duke Cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies, and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma.

Inspired by this incident, Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Soap smells like The North Pole and peppermints, not beef and cheese.

  • Smells like The North Pole and peppermints
  • At 10 oz., our large soap is 3x the size of dainty seasonal soaps
  • Made in the USA by humans, not elves
  • According to Deb in Receivables, this is a "super fun" gift for guys.
  • A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty military
  • Size: 10 oz bar

Sodium Palmate*, Sodium Cocoate and/or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water, Glycerin, Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance, Peppermint (Mentha Piperita) Oil, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract.

*Made with RSPO Certified Palm Oil

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