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Double Lumps of Coal

Current price: $10.00

In the year 2018, Duke Cannon launched its first Big Ass Lump of Coal Soap, and the Internet nearly broke in half. With demand far exceeding supply, our Coal Soap quickly surpassed the Shamrock Shake and the McRib as the nation's most anticipated seasonal items. 

This year, we produced 6x more units than last, but even those have sold out already. Our plant, however, did produce some extra mini versions, and we're bundling two together to form Double Lumps of Coal. These are 4.5 oz versions of our premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. Fuse them together, use them sequentially, or give them to two naughty folks in your life. 

Product Specs: 

  • Even at 4.5 oz., our mini soap is still bigger than most common soaps
  • Made in the USA by humans, not elves
  • May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
  • A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty 
  • According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys. 

1 order will consist of two (2) 4.5 oz. bars of soap. 

NOTE: We anticipate receiving more Big Ass Lumps of Coal (10 oz.) the week of Thanksgiving.