In a world of diet beers and zero beers and beers you drink after spin class, OLD THICK sits apart from the rest with a 1200 calorie formula based on an ancient Bavarian recipe. It’s a slow down, do nothing kind of beer. A "fork and knife beer" for a meat and potatoes man.
Of course, Draconian laws prevent us from selling OLD THICK Beer on our Internet website, but everyone knows that that the greatest source of revenue for a beer brand is not the beer itself, but its merchandise. For a limited time, you can share your favorite fake beer with the world with a snap-back trucker or a versatile koozie.