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Appropriately Sized Holiday Soap - Illegally Cut Pine (2-Pack)

Appropriately Sized Holiday Soap - Illegally Cut Pine (2-Pack) is rated 4.9 out of 5 by 37.
Current price: $9.00

About half the size of our Big Ass Soap, but still bigger than most common soaps, this appropriately sized and moderately humorous seasonal offering is the perfect stocking stuffer when you can't think of anything else. This item features an invigorating aroma inspired by the fresh scent of Illegally Cut Pine, a practice we wholeheartedly discourage but imagine smells pretty nice. Avoid the misdemeanor trespassing charge and embrace the scent of the season with this Limited Edition mini holiday soap. 

Product Specs: 

  • Even at 4.5 oz., our mini soap is still bigger than most common soaps
  • Made in the USA by humans, not elves
  • Smells like fresh cut pine, not a stiff fine and restitution 
  • According to Deb in Receivables, this is a "super fun" gift for guys. 

1 order will consist of two (2) 4.5 oz. bars of soap. 

Rated 5 out of 5 by from Size matters So, I have arthritis in both hands, at the thumb joint. I love the larger bars, but they’re difficult to manage at times. These smaller bars are great. They’re much easier to hold and I love the piney scent.
Date published: 2020-04-01
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Illegally Cut Pine Soap Honestly, I didn’t buy it for the soap. I bought it because of the hilarious named scent! It smells amazing, and I’m always happy to support a company that makes their products right here in the good ole USA.
Date published: 2020-01-03
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Amazeballs Smells like you just wrestled sasquatch in the woods and now you're both relaxing in the Hot Tub. #pinesmelllife
Date published: 2020-01-17
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Smells Great Love this smell definitely made me feel like I was cutting down a fresh Christmas tree ever day.
Date published: 2019-12-25
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Great product for a Great cause!!!! Received these as a free gift with my purchase which was very cool. Have them to my son and nephew for Christmas. They smelled amazing. Love the packaging as well.
Date published: 2020-01-08
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Perfect Stocking Stuffer... Perfect Stocking Stuffer... Quite literally worth the price just for the unique boxes and inimitable Duke Cannon humor on them. Smells good too...
Date published: 2020-03-08
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Perfect size for sink I actually like the size and use these as hand soaps. I don’t love the scent as well as the other but it’s ok.
Date published: 2020-01-09
Rated 5 out of 5 by from Great product Great scent, perfect size and fresh clean feeling on skin after rinses.
Date published: 2020-01-20
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