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About half the size of our Big Ass Soap, but still bigger than most common soaps, this appropriately sized and moderately humorous seasonal offering is the perfect stocking stuffer when you can't think of anything else. This item features an invigorating aroma inspired by the fresh scent of Illegally Cut Pine, a practice we wholeheartedly discourage but imagine smells pretty nice. Avoid the misdemeanor trespassing charge and embrace the scent of the season with this Limited Edition mini holiday soap.
1 order will consist of two (2) 4.5 oz. bars of soap.
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