WELCOMe TO DUKE CANNON COUNTRY
A place where common sense is actually common. Where barbecue is considered an art form. Where the statue in the park is of a man fixing a toilet. In Duke Cannon Country, robots never get ideas about mowing lawns or taking over the world. And UFOs only visit because they've blown a flixxorx valve and need help from a handyman. You won't find this place on any map because you don't use maps. Trust your excellent sense of direction to get you here.