To be honest with you, Duke Cannon would rather take a swift kick to the junk than spend all day on a computer. So he hired an intern to handle all this new age nonsense. EMAIL: INTERN1@DUKECANNON.COM PHONE: (855) 354-4438 (M-F 9-4 CST) INTERESTED WHOLESALERS, EMAIL: WHOLESALE@DUKECANNON.COM Before you waste your time and ours with simple questions, check out the FAQs TO THE RIGHT.
Duke Cannon Supply Co. 'Big Ass Brick of Soap'

Your soap is so big, it doesn’t fit in my soap holder.

Actually, that’s not a question. Stop bitching and build yourself a new holder, son.
 

No, seriously, the soap is so big I can’t get in my cracks.

Take your knife out and cut yourself a crack-slice.
 

What are the ingredients in Duke Cannon's Big Ass Brick of Soap?

All Natural Tallow Soap Base, Coconut Oil, Water, Hard Work, Fragrance, and Steel Cut Oats
 

Do the soaps come individually packaged?

This is America. We don’t skip any steps here. Each brick of soap is individually packaged and hand stamped.
 

Is this formulated for sensitive skin?

They are not specifically formulated for any type of skin. The inclusions may be abrasive if your skin is incredibly sensitive. For a full list of ingredients, please email us at support@dukecannon.com
 

Where can I buy Duke Cannon Supply Co. products?

Duke Cannon products are available in over 3000 stores around the country. If you need help finding one near you, please email us. Our goods are also sold through our online store if you're feeling lazy and don't like field trips.
 

I have a question about shipping or about an order I've placed.

For the fastest answers, please directly contact our shipping department at support@dukecannon.com
 

What does your soap smell like?

The soap smells like a man should – clean and fresh. Trust us, the ladies in the office think it’s a manly scent.
 

Will using Duke Cannon help me with my DIY projects?

It will certainly help, yes.
 

Will using Duke Cannon soap get me laid?

Son, you have us confused with a popular brand of shower gels. Their “effect” promises greater attention from “eager and attractive young females.” And if you believe that load of BS, you are a complete d-bag. Please leave our site now. Our soap gets you clean, not laid. You should be able to take care of that yourself.
 

Who is Duke Cannon?

He is the man you wish you were.