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Actually, that’s not a question. Stop bitching and either get yourself one of our travel-sized soaps or build yourself a new soap holder, son.
Take your knife out and cut yourself a crack-slice. Or buy one of our travel-sized soaps. Specifically engineered for smaller cracks.
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This is America. We don’t skip any steps here. Each brick of soap is individually packaged and hand stamped.
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It will certainly help, yes.
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